Lately, in my junk folder

“Its [sic] better to think about your health now and not when the dew has fallen down.”

“Please Respectfully Don’t Forsake Me!”

“Basically ten days to Learn a new Foreign language.”

“Will you ever contact me?”

“Employment !!! Are You Interested?”

“Lusty caplets for hot nights!”

“I’m now part of Bro. Bo Sanchez’ Membership Club and it’s wonderful.”